Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind

Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind



Laughter is a tranquilize with no side effects so please take it regularly

Laughter is a tranquilizr with no side effects so please take it regularly



Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed

Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed



Dear diet things just aren’t going to work between us

Dear diet things just arent going to work betwen us



Common sense is not a gift it s a punishment

Common sense is not a gft it s a punishment



Coffee because bad mornings deserve a second chance

Coffee becaue bad mornings deserve a second chance



Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes

Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes



Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don t matter and those who matter don’t mind

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don t matter and those who matter dont mind



Are oranges named orange because they re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange

Are oranges named orange because they re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange



And then i said cats are pets for poor people

And then i said cats are pets for poor people



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